Thursday, December 22, 2005

Furry Ramblings.

I talked to Ryan again last night (for those of you that know me, I’m not talking about fat-boy…This Ryan lives in northern California…) I showed him where he can download and watch the MTV Sex2k special on plushies and furries. For any of you furs or non-furs who haven’t seen it yet, it’s a complete crock of bullshit, and gives a very inaccurate portrayal of the fandom.

The special portrays furries as a large collection of sexual deviants who act out bestiality-like sex with partners dressed in fursuits. What the documentary doesn’t tell you is that they specifically looked for that small percentage of perverts in the fandom (we call them “furverts”) that tend to give the rest of us a bad name. The furverts make up a very small percentage of the fandom, I’m not sure of the exact numbers, but I’m willing to bet that its less than 10%.

This link will explain why fursuit sex is so unlikely (INSERT LINK) but I will give yall a quick recap of what it says.

Fursuits are VERY expensive. A very cheap “off the rack” fursuit will cost you at least $800.00. And that’s considered very cheap to someone in the fandom. A custom made suit usually costs upwards of $1000.00, and suits costing 5 and 6 thousand aren’t uncommon. Even the furs that make their own suits often have hundreds of hours and hundreds of dollars invested in its construction. A furry that made this kind of investment isn’t going to risk damaging the suit with an act as messy or rough as sex. It would be way to costly to clean or repair a damaged or stained fursuit for it to be used for sex.
Fursuits aren’t the kind of thing you would want to wear during sex anyway. As any fursuiter can tell you, Fursuits are thick, bulky, uncomfortable and hot. A fur has to be careful not to overheat or dehydrate while in costume, and has to take frequent breaks to remove the head and drink water to cool off. Strenuous activity is nearly impossible due to the difficulty of seeing/moving in suit and the likelihood that you will overexert yourself. Having sex while in suit would push a fursuiter body to the limit, while being uncomfortable to move in. Once again, fursuit sex isn’t a common happening.
Fursuiters aren’t all that common, in the first place. Because of the investment in buying/making a suit, and the dedication involved in wearing it, few furs ever get involved in fursuiting. Some furries simply have no interest in it. There are many facets to the fandom, and different parts of it appeal to different people.

Besides, even though there is quite a lot of adult oriented art in the fandom (called ‘yiff’ by the furs) there is also a lot of safe; G and PG rated stuff out there too. One only has to go to Yerf! To see for yourself, ( www.yerf.com ) Furries come in all sizes, shapes, races, and ages, and all have different tastes. Just because a furry likes yiffy art, doesn’t mean that they’re a furvert. It’s all a matter of tastes.

Their furry brothers and sisters have ostracized many of the furs that were filmed in the Sex2k special. It’s as if they set out to give themselves (and us!) a bad name, and they may well have succeeded.
Also, worth mentioning, is the CSI episode, “Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas”. It is an episode from season 4, where a man in a raccoon suit is found dead on the highway. I will spare you all the details of the film, but I will tell you that it too, was an inaccurate portrayal of the fandom. CSI at least had the decency to consult with a few normal furries when writing the script… Too bad CSI didn’t take much of their advice. While there are some good portrayals of the fandom in the film, like in the seminar scene, many of the scenes in the film were inaccurate. First off, there were too many people in fursuits at the convention. Some of the terminology of the fandom was used incorrectly. And once again, there were too many furverts present. The furry consultant tried to talk the shows writer and director out of the furpile scene, but he refused to do so, but CSI often makes a spectacle out of perverted themes, so that’s not unusual for them. All in all the CSI episode was a double edged sword…It may have misinformed the public, and given some people a bad opinion of us furries, but it has also brought hundreds, if not thousands of young furs who knew nothing about the fandom into the fold. All in all, I think that the plans of the media backfired on them this time.

Where's the Inspiration?

Getting in the mood to write aint easy for me…to be able to get anything done, I have to be either really depressed or highly pissed off. If I’m neither, I usually don’t have much interest in writing. I haven’t updated my blog in several weeks. It’s getting kinda stale and scary over there, I need to go update it and clean it up a bit. Today was a fairly crappy day. It rained all day, meaning that I was stuck inside, doing busy work when I needed to be out in the field doing work. Well, that’s just how it goes. I wish the weather would kiss my hairy white ass.

Well, back to business. Every time I think of what I want to write about, I don’t have anything convenient nearby to write on…when I'm near a computer or paper, I don’t feel like writing. It pisses me the fuck off…. but everything does, so bite me. Hey, I haven’t taken a shit in 4 days…that’s reason enough to be pissed off, dontcha think?

I’m nearly finished reading “Companions” by Evoquus. Its honestly one of the best stories I have ever read. It doesn’t have much of a plot…its more like its just telling the story of a gay man turned mare and his sentient stallion lover. The story starts just before the two meet, and it follows them through the next two weeks of their lives, and what a busy time it is. The work is highly emotional, and it will jerk a tear out of ya here and there. I’d be lying if I didn’t say you’d get a good laugh in occasionally too. I recommend that you read it. I fell in love with the characters, and I’m willing to bet that you will to. Before you go looking for it, however…be warned. “Companions” is a fictional story of a mature/adult nature and isn’t for those who are under the age of 18, or who are offended by M/M sex, bestiality, and some quite bizarre situations. If you like this kind of stuff…GO FOR IT. You’ll Love it! It can be found on the website YIFFSTAR (www.yiffstar.com) along with thousands of other great furry fiction titles.

What’s the deal with Emo music? Honestly, I don’t think that I’ve ever heard it, and if I did, I don’t think that I would like it. I’m told its music for the emo kids…. hopelessly romantic, overly emotional teens who cant seem to control their feelings…(Fashion aside, they are the same thing as those Spears/Nsync lovin teenyboppers right?) If you like this emo shit, and you think I’ve got the wrong opinion about it. Tell me why I’m wrong. Otherwise, bite me…. But don’t cry when I bite back…’cuz I do…

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

The sign said their dogs were murdered...

Today I was working in the Croatan National Forest, (just east of New Bern, NC) My sampling plot is in an area that is closed off to vechicular traffic, and somtimes the general public. (lucky me I have been issued a key to the gate :) ) To my suprise I found a sign wired to the gate. The sign was plain plywood painted white, with sharpie-marker lettering on it. The message on the sign saddend me. It was put up by somone who aparently had a bunch of their pets killed. The sign basically said 'they' (the signs maker, apparently) had found all five of their dogs shot dead, and a few of the shell casings, and that they were looking for the shooter and his gun. Other passers by had added messages, most agreeing that killing somones dog was a terrible crime, and how a dog was a member of the family. I agree. I hope the person finds the evil creature that killed their dogs, and bring them to justice. It seems to me that about this time, every year there is a sudden uprising in the number of kidnapped/killed pets. Just a few years ago I had two dogs stonlen from me on Christmas eve. I dont know what kind of evil bastards would do things like this, but I hope they have hot, bloody diahrea for the next 6 weeks. Its Christmas time people... protect your pets.... I plan to get a photo of the sign, when I do I'll be sure to post it.

Monday, December 19, 2005

A few more things...

Im back again...
Ive added a flip book with some of my furry art in it. You can see more in my Imageshack gallery. If it doesnt work for you, and you really want to see more of my crappy art, Email or IM me.

Also, my waccaw has apparently ran away. He disapeared a few weeks ago, and I havent seen him since. He left a little red X in his place, but its not the same with out him here *sniff sniff* Come back Blaze!!!! I miss you!!!

Your mission for today is to feed the squirells...and to not laugh at any words I've misspelled and not noticed yet.

Later all!
Redneckfur

Im still around!

I know its been a long time since I last posted, but no worry. Im still around, and I still care about this blog, as crappy as it may be.

Ive got a few new things in the works, and once I figure out how to post images in this thing, youre all in for a treat. Ive got before and after pics of my buddy Andy's demo derby car for your viewing enjoyment.

Ive been meaning to do a few more things with politics and religion, but isnt that what everyone elses blogs are about? Well, I guess I will just have to be different. I will post about somthing weird, and you will think im insane because of it. But thats the whole idea *sticks out tounge*

What to expect in the next few weeks:
A reccomended reading list (books that I like, and think you will like too!)
A tribute post (giving credit where credit is due... This is for the freinds and family that have helped me along the way...stay tuned, you may be one of them.)
Meaningless Rants! (thats what its all about, really)
Roadkill sightings (because I can!!)
Important furry wisdom (we all need it!)
Any other crap that I havent thought of yet. ('know what I mean, verne?)